You know the rhythm:
Long hours, too many buffers, your terminal glowing like a campfire at midnight. You open Vim with a purpose. Seconds later, you’re in it. Editing. Navigating. Master of your own modal reality.
But when it’s time to leave?
That’s when it gets existential.
:wq:q!ZZ—None of them quite escape the deeper truth…
🌀 Life Is Like Vim
Vim isn’t just a text editor. It’s a state of mind.
You enter with confidence.
You edit with control.
You struggle to quit — not because you don’t know how, but because something in you isn't ready to let go.
It mirrors life itself:
We jump in, make changes, refactor who we are — and when it’s time to move on? That’s the hardest part.
👕 The Shirt: A Dev’s Inner Monologue
This T-shirt says what every dev has felt, quietly or loudly, in their journey.
Front: “You enter. You edit. You struggle to quit.”
Back: “Life is like Vim.”
It’s not just a joke.
It’s a mantra.
For coders who’ve grown through the pain of hjkl, modal awareness, and spiritual quests to exit — this shirt is a badge of honor.
✅ Get It. Wear It. Exit Gracefully.
Whether you’re a terminal ninja or a wanderer still lost in Normal Mode, this shirt reminds you:
Every keystroke is a choice.
Every escape, earned.
Every line of life — editable.
